i am one hell of a woman and you should all be fucking terrified of me

(via ltsarahkerrigan)

fuuuck my pvt is getting to be terrible. What happened?!?! pvt used to be my best match up. :[

"Have sex. Have dirty, raunchy sex. Have sex in the bed, on the counter, in the car, in the bathroom. Have it everywhere. Have passionate love making sex. Fuck. Go slow. Gaze into their eyes. Learn every curve and bump on their body. Learn what makes them quiver. Learn what makes them cum the hardest. Feel their body and fall back in love with them. Just have sex."

"People think you’re crazy if you talk about things they don’t understand."

 Elvis Presley  (via schlafwandel)

(Source: psych-facts, via followtheschlong)